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Friday, April 26, 2013

Wargames Factory Apocalypse Survivors: The Men Review

I ordered a box of these directly from Wargames Factory last week, and here is a quick review of them.

I built one up to see how they look. Now, looking at the website and comparing the model parts that are in the box, there are some arms that obviously go with some bodies. There are also some that should go with some bodies. The beer gut body in flip flops should go with the arm holding the beer, (can) but the arm isn't quite big enough. I put it on anyway. I mean come on a PA survivor swinging a machete holding a beer while wearing flip flops and a backward hat- that's good stuff right there. Really they don't look that bad, and it probably the worst body/arm match-up in the box.  




From left to Right: Copplestone Castings, Tactical minitures, GW, Wargames Factory craptastic zombie, Wargames Factory Survivor, Copplestone Castings on washer base, hunger games clix, Reaper Chronoscope. 

OK now for a size comparison. As you can see, they fit in nicely with the selection of models presented. I raise or lower my model height using different bases, so for me there is fudge room if needed. 

Cool stacking design

Besides stacking cool, there is a ton of great stuff in these sprues. Guns, guns and more guns. If you see the pictures on the website, there are AKs, ARs L8s (?), some kind of machine pistols, a couple of shotguns,street sweeper shotguns, and hunting rifles. You also get a lot of pouches and ammo packs, However, there are no separate pistols, and only one holster per sprue. Also of note is the extra chainsaws and arms holding the bible.

So these models are everything I expected and a little more. Worth the money? Absolutely. I see a lot of good combinations that can be built with lots of extra parts for conversion. These are exactly what I imagine suburban commandos will look like when the zombie apocalypse happens. I will find lots of uses for these guys and probably will get some more.

I hope this helps you,

Papa Spanky





Monday, April 22, 2013

Casting Couch Diaries


I'm getting set to mold and cast my couch and a few other things I made, so I will be keeping track of progress (or lack of it) here. What did you think this post was about? Pervert.  Anyway there is a highway light post, a overstuffed chair, a couch, a trash can, a dumpster and its lids, (it still needs a bit of work) a computer monitor and flatscreen tv, and three turrets for Car Wars. I'll let you know how this turns out.
Papa Spanky

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Dropped Weapons


I made these for the myriad of car combat games I am play testing. They are drop weapon markers representing oil, mines and spikes. We used teddy bear stuffing for smoke. The oil was the most impressive creation, it uses 2 part resin (Pour-on) colored with ink and pastels. The mines are buttons with plastic card on top, and the spikes are chunks of sprue. I like those the least, but a simple solution for a "true" spike eluded me and this was a simpler alternative. 

Enjoy your Sunday,
Papa Spanky

Friday, April 12, 2013

CARnage in the Canyon- AAR with Axles and Alloys rules

Easter afternoon saw the first in what I hope will be many battles using different rules for vehicle combat. I'm trying out many to get the flavor of each, and maybe will mix up some for some house rules. Who knows. I played with my kids, and they immediately decided on boys vs girls. So I drew up two medium cars for my son and I, and two lights and a heavy for my three daughters. We played on my all purpose boards, that measure 6'x8'. AA rules are for 20mm, but we kept the speed measures the same and doubled the weapon ranges. That seemed to work well; speed was convincing enough and weapon reach was just right.
The board, all ready to go. 
Team Havoc Cars:

Ben's car                                                                
Name: Mini Tank                                                   
Weapons: Dual Machine Guns, Oil Dropper              
Description: Tan Armored Porsche                       

 My Car
 Name: Marauder
 Weapons: Machine Gun, Missile launcher, Smoke
Description: Cream 57 Chevy

 Battle Diva Cars:

Gillian's car: 
Name: Death Bug
Weapons: Turret Mounted Machine Gun, Mine Dropper
Description: Purple Escort

Elise's car:
Name: Bee Sting
Weapons: Dual Machine Guns, Spike Dropper
Description: Yellow Escort

Allison's car:
Name: Reaper
Weapons: Mini-Gun, Two Flame Throwers, ram
Description: Black Range Rover



Turn 1, 2, and 3: 

Team Havoc wastes no time and floors it out of the starting area down the right flank, keeping together as wingmen. The Battle Divas also stick close to each other, but they approach the middle with much more caution. 
Not much happened in these turns, so I included them together. 


Turn 4, 5 : 
Reaper Peels off of the pack to go wide around a rock while Death Bug performs a bootlegger reverse to... Bring the turret weapon and rear mounted minedropper to bear? Dunno about the strategy, lets see if it pays off. Meanwhile, Team Havoc drops oil and smoke then performs expertly synchronized drifts around the rock to bring their first victim into view. Bee Sting drops spikes and hits the gas in an effort to loose her pursuers. 
OK, Gillian was helping her younger siblings stratagize and move their cars so she forgot what weapons her car had. The sporting player she is, she decided to go ahead with her planned move. That move however, was not in the rules. We had to make up how to do it, and it worked out pretty good. The smoke dropped in turn 4 didn't last to turn 5; it has a random life based on a d6. 

Turn 6:
The lead starts to fly! Bee Sting is peppered with concentrated MG fire and blasted with rocket hits as she desperately tried to flee. Death Bug slams it into reverse to give the little yellow car some room to maneuver while opening up with her MG on Marauder. Reaper also manages to peek its mini-gun around the rock and give a good volley into Marauder. An ambush plan comes together...
First shots of the game went off well, with all who shot getting some damage. Hitting and damage is all combined in one roll, based off weapon strength vs distance and speed. Weapons are very generic, classified as light, medium, or heavy. You can have a light hairball shooter or a heavy aardvark launcher, it doesn't matter what the description is, as its just fluff. 



Turn 7:
Crunch Time! After dodging the spikes and dropping smoke and oil,  Marauder narrowly misses getting blasted by Reaper. Mini Tank was not so lucky. The heavy truck came in with guns blazing, sinking its ram into the side of the tan terror with devastating results. Maurauder lines up a collision on the now stationary Death Bug, while Bee Sting uses the new distraction to bring its MGs around for effect. Death Bug lures Marauder into yet another ruse, skitting out of the way at the last second and leaving a pile of proximity mines in its place. Lots of lead (and some flame) was slung by everyone this turn, but no damage was taken. 
Its a good thing everyone hit last turn, because this turn was horrible for shooting! 

Turn 8:
After the collision, Mini Tank is pushed aside as Reaper locks up its brakes to avoid a second impact, this time with a ginormous boulder. Death Bug Repositions around some rocks While Maruader, having passed over the mines without setting them off, gets smashed in the side by Bee Sting. Shots are exchanged with no one able to find an opening in the enemy's armor.
More shooting without results. to be fair to the rules, they simplify shooting and hits might have happened, they just didn't cause damage. 

Turn 9:
Reaper manages to slow down and slide sideways into the boulder, causing damage but nothing catastrophic. Mini Tank burns out in reverse, desperate to bring his guns online. Death Bug slows down to line up her shots on the floundering tank...
Bee Stings impact damages Marauder and put him into a spinout! 
In the rules, any hit on a stationary object destroys a vehicle. There are "advanced " rules which allow cars to bounce off glancing type hits, but nothing straight on. We decided that because Reaper managed to slow and slide into the collision, we would just double the damage it took, instead of destroying it completely. The collision damage given to Marauder was against the odds, but so far its the only damage Elise caused and it was well timed, as she was starting to lose interest. 


Turn 10:
In a lucky turn of events, Marauders spinout ended with him facing the general direction he wanted to be pointed, but he was stalled for this turn. Bee Sting dropped more spikes, hoping to deter a pursuit. Further up the arena, Death Bug riddles Mini Tank with MG fire while Reaper sprays liquid fire all over it. The combined assault damages Mini Tanks engine and sets it aflame! Mini Tank returns fire, but can't find his mark through the smoke and heat. 
Sweet lord Jesus there's a fire! This became the highlight of the game, and a bit of a distraction, as you will see in a bit. We added the rule of a car not being able to move after a spinout, as it seemed to quick a recovery otherwise. 

Turn 11:
Apologies!!!
This is why it was a distraction, we were having so much fun with the car fire  I forgot to take pictures of this turn . There was key action too, so I will try to be descriptive. 
Reaper Pulled away from the boulder while still pouring flame into Mini Tank, he tried to advance on his attacker, but the fire knocked out his MGs and blew out his front tires, causing steering issues. Death Bug re-positioned around the rock and Bee Sting sped up and flipped a u-turn. Marauder watched the little yellow car flip around in front of him, and pass right into his sights. It wasn't gonna get any better than this...  
Bee Sting is torn asunder with MG fire and rockets. Armor fails. Major systems are hit. The driver is killed and the little car speeds away uncontrolled. 
I know, first kill of the game and I missed it. With her car dead, Elise decide she wanted to take her driver model to my Gray Haven town to go shopping. Allison my youngest, bailed too. Girls. Gillian stuck with it and took over Reaper. 

Turn 12:
 The driver of Mini Tank bails out of his still burning and all but useless vehicle. Two down, but one is not quite out...
 The bloodied wreck of Bee Sting slams head on into the advancing Reaper, inconceivably damaging the mightier vehicles engine! 
Reaper pushes the smaller wreck aside, while Death bug takes a wide sweep around the rocks. Mini tanks driver takes cover and some small arms shots at Reaper, which she seemingly ignores. Marauder Barrels ahead at Reaper, both exchanging shots with no damage. 
I told you there was key action in that last turn!  We again tweaked rules here, allowing the much heavier vehicle to shunt aside the small wreck. Also there are no Pedestrian rules in this game, so I just added some, as my son desperately wanted to shoot it out with his sister still. She however knew this and chose to ignore his pedestrian on purpose, just to aggravate him!  

Turn 13
 Marauder jinked out of fire arc of Reaper and put more rounds and rockets into the side of it. MTs driver sprayed more lead with no results, and Death Bug took a scenic drive around  some rocks. 
Gillian was keeping her little car out of harms way while making the damaged heavy do all the work and wear me down. Clever girl. 

Turn 14
Marauder drops smoke and speeds away, slipping a little on his own teammates oil. He still managed to get shots off on Death Bug, Causing the only damage to it so far. Death Bug responds by dropping mines in the way. Reaper limps around the other side of the rock, its damaged engine slowing its top speed considerably. 
Oil is meant to cause an immediate spinout when contacted during the game. We decide that would be in use only if a turn was attempted in oil. 

Tun 15
Marauder barrels around the corner and ends up going head to head with the charging Reaper. Both vehicles open up with everything they have. Bullets and rockets split armor, destroy components, and in an spectacular blaze of glory, both vehicles are destroyed and their drivers are killed! Death Bug remains alive, so Battle Divas win! 
What an ending!

 The driver of Death Bug poses with her intact car. 
Ben wanted credit for getting his guy out of his car and attacking with a SMG, 
so I'll give him an honorable mention for that. 

All said this is a fun set of rules. not to crunchy for the youngsters but with enough substance to keep the big kids interested. And the best part. Free. There are some problems sure but they can be modified to your own needs. Drop weapons seemed weak this game. Oil was the only thing that did well, anything. But still, We shall be playing this one again. 
I hope you enjoyed the AAR. 
Till next time, 
Papa Spanky













Saturday, March 30, 2013

Post apocalyptic monster Humvee

This Truck didn't make it in with the last round or cars,It wasnt quite done yet. I found this at Goodwill for a buck. It was one of those that you build yourself, which was helpful in taking it apart for painting.
I added some GW parts as well as a few others to give it that look of being slightly modified with futuristic Post apocalypticness. 
The other side, without the photo enhancing background. 
Hers a shot for a size comparison. at first glance it looks waaay to big. but if you just compare the body, its actually just about right. I'm really happy with how it turned out.

Let me know what you think!
Papa Spanky

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Some vehicular mayhem finished

Since I had a couple of build issues with my Gray Haven project I tried to get re-motivated by working on something else the past few weeks. I flipped on over to my post- apocalyptic Car Wars/ Axles and Alloys/ Road Rage/ Machinas car combat project. I finished up a few more cars, and my daughter did one too. First up is hers:
My baby girls first ride. Too bad they don't come this way in real life. 
 This is one of those cars from the Testors Overdrive Arena Game. I got the game for a steal, the rules seem decent so it might get playtime also. Anyway, she did all the painting with a little help and my airbrush. The weathering, decals, and shading are all her. The decals are temporary tatoos, also her idea. She and I are very proud of her first serious step into the world of miniatures. Now to crush this thing in the arena...



I'm not sure if thing would even move, but heck its still pretty cool. I love the way the salt rust effects turned out. I might add an ammo box to the backseat to fill in the open space.

Six wheels- because it was a challenge! I loved the way this one came out, even though I wanted to salt rust it. I got ahead of myself in painting it. Oh Well...

This car is the only one I named so far. Machine Gun Kelly. I don't know why, it just came to me...
The hood guns are 30cals from a ME 262 model.

 I tried to give this Vette a more futuristic, Car Wars production model look. High tech defensive weapons and only one laser-looking offensive weapon hints at SERE. I might do some work on the wheels; I love the armored hubs, but when I test fit them they sat further in the wheel wells. the axle made them stick out further than I like.

This is the group so far. There will be more... and motorcycles! (hopefully)

Comments welcome!
Papa Spanky



Sunday, March 17, 2013

More wip Car Wars vehicles

A WIP shot of the cars on my workbench. Enjoy!
Papa Spanky